Words used: poopie, gesticulate, awesome, koonass, wankers, douchebag-soon-to-be-ex, Santa Faka, archaic,
And the story:
Days go by pretty slowly in this inert and archaic little town. And today is no exception. My koonass has been sitting around all morning just waiting for my douchebag-soon-to-be-ex to drive down from Santa Faka. I'd just assume skip seeing... him again but I want my house keys back. And I know he's late because his buddies, all a bunch of wankers if you ask me, kept him out late boozing it up. So here I sit on the porch in the heat watching the wind chimes gesticulate and occasionally chime against each other. At my feet sits my my hound dog Poopie. Dreaming of chasing rabbits through the woods. Just as I have about thrown in the towel, he pulls into the drive and I think to myself "Awesome, I can finally get on with my day AND my life now"
Authors note: this was written with a friend in mind who's going through some things. I know it wasn't very upbeat but as the story continues where I left off life is so much better for her. Hope you enjoyed it :)
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